Have insomnia? You need to hire NAPTIME, the robot bed that URGES you to sleep.

Once you lay down on Naptime’s comfortable mattress, Naptime itself awakens, and begins its chant in various frequencies, often as a question, sometimes as a shriek: “Sleep now, sleeeeep now, sleep NOW” as the elevated, motorized blanket slowly inches over you. Naptime will also remind you of how much it has covered you, “you are consumed up to your ankles. You are now consumed up to your waist. You are nearly 75% CONSUMED. CONSUMED CONSUMED CONSUMED.

“Sleep now.”