The people at my cafe (the one I go to, I don’t own it) wish to remain anonymous – I’m sure they’d appreciate the shout out, but they’d less appreciate my using them as a comedic prop. Anyway, I had a really bad day at work last week. On the way to work, I stopped by for coffee and they handed me a stack of pancakes to go. Sometimes my friends are like, “why don’t you go somewhere else? Try something new for a change?” NEVER!

There’s often a wait on the weekends. I can get coffee anywhere, I’m sure. I would normally refuse to stand in line for anything these days…but I’ll wait outside for a seat at my cafe. Part of the experience, I guess. Plus, that’s when I’m tweeting the best dumbest jokes.