I drew this obviously in response to the phone call between Trump and the little kid on the phone he mocked for believing in Santa…but before his actual Secretary Of State actually mentioned The Rapture in a speech at the end of last week.

Like, HOLY COW.

You believe in an end to war and health care for all? That’s crazy. But keep your fingers crossed so’s we can all get assumed into Heaven at some random point! That’s what we’re trying to make the world into, a place that our Lord can only decide to burn with a force more powerful than fire to cleanse us all! Stop being a weirdo: we need to pollute the planet so’s the Rapture can start sooner! Woo!

Here’s Santapult. Came out of nowhere,  now a cannon figure in RwC.