Deliverate is a professional when it comes to delivering gifts. But only in the sense that he currently has a job, because hoo boy just try to get him to actually drop off your presents before closing time. Deliverate claims he was on your front porch at 10 and rang the bell three times but he was most likely running errands for the Mrs. Deliverate or smoking behind the dock with the guys (of course he told Mrs. Deliverate he quit). Comes with a trailer that can haul 8000 packages, yours of which is ALLLLL the way in the back behind the other gifts and I know the tracker says you’d get it today but bro I promise you I’ll move your package to the front of the trailer and yours’ll be the first I drop off tomorrow, just be at your place between 9 and 12, cool?